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I wish my kids were born Juggalos

king of the nog boys

bwody beaw

pway sum fweaking wimp biskwit

fish face soup

i ruv it

#1 On my Christmas Wishlist

Happy Turgy Day Tomorrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I've never learned so much from a youtube video before.

Never lost a fight

MFW I get the diarrheas from slurpin up too many of Arby's™ delicious creme brulee shakies

That's why he calls his kids little shits.

You think Bama will accept an invite to the Miami Beach Really Cool New Bowl?  I mean its at noon on a Monday, talk about exposure!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while...been busy...

rutah rutes

Where's Bob Faggot?

No tricks, just treats

Best Voice Crack of All Time.

Nobody asked us to come back, but we back!

There's no time! Mush!

ball so hard ya mamma tryna confine me

Aunt Shelley's always a hoot

who doesn't?

Max Hall Arrested: Utes' Reaction

Poor Maxi Pad

After Obama's ISIS speech

Ute fans reading about Max Hall

BYU fans trying to win comment board/twitter banter

MFW

one of my worst fears

They've really stepped it up with makeup these days.

Bet the mainframe's toast now

"Hi everyone. Just gotta go use the restroom real quick."

street yum yums

"yeth"

they are our future

Oh fun!

Dave's talents have reached expert levels

Exceeding my expectations

**** the police!

Everyone at work freaking out about it hailing outside.

Oh, they recorded Mr. Seninger's Sex Ed. course.

I'm so sorry.

Chapter Nein!

real problems require real solutions

pranxxx

Studio 600 "Mom's night"

Come on in

Jiggle them goodies n' I'll give ya some milk n' cookies

No explanation needed.

Oh no, Bill Gades! What have you done!

"is is Taylor watching?"

Pussy Slayer

Sir, do you realize you're drinking de-caffeinated coffee crystals?

cheese on head means fun in bed

(imgur title) When you wake up early in the morning and just sit on your bed like...

Nailed it

Hnnn?  Hnnnnnnnnhhhhggggggggggg!!!!  Pthhhtt.

you bastard!

Looks nice and moist