Um num num num ahhhh

You don't fear death

We all work with them. Let's start venting about it. I'll go first.

♪ Work sucks ♬

♪ I know ♬

Nice nightgown *insert racial slur*!

No sheet I no geeve

The best Juggalo western movie ever

I thought the parts with the midgets and the swearing were the funniest.

Oh good, Argentina won!

Finger-snappin-chest-flexin-pimple-poppin

What's the passwor... wait free candy?

Get a lodi this grape grabber

                     ^
                     │
                             (dominance)

Make up your mind, Nick you dick!

Creamed chicken nuggies

Gentle pre-coaster caresses

Why I hate sleepovers

kill me

Losing your mustache. A small price to pay for greatness.

Jokey Dos

OH, OH NUR!

Look how happy she looks right before he turns on her.

"And here we have our new model that helps the elderly during meal-time!"

So much slime

Bull-cut douche doesn't give a s#!t about turtle-neck-nerds.

"My dad's wiener is THIS big..."

Every day of junior high

I almost understand now

Joke # Juan

Obama's a dick

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not on your new white shirt, Kimber!

Lick it off, Kimber.

Neil deGrasse Tyson's butt fetish

Go AMEHWICA!

jk not really tho

"I'm sorry ma'am but all the weeks at Newport Coast have been booked already this morning, you'll have to call back next week..."

It's too easy to go to hell these days.

Tears were shed

Dad, don't

Aye gurl, give me dem lil piggies.

"Da fuq u lookin' at?"

Karate chop its head to stop it

I'm still bitter that I didn't win

I would have gone with a Blastoise, but whatever

What I yell while on the pot

Families are Forever