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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Friday, June 20, 2014

Finger-snappin-chest-flexin-pimple-poppin

What's the passwor... wait free candy?

Get a lodi this grape grabber

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                             (dominance)

Make up your mind, Nick you dick!

Creamed chicken nuggies

Gentle pre-coaster caresses

Why I hate sleepovers

kill me

Losing your mustache. A small price to pay for greatness.

Jokey Dos

OH, OH NUR!

Look how happy she looks right before he turns on her.


"And here we have our new model that helps the elderly during meal-time!"


So much slime


Bull-cut douche doesn't give a s#!t about turtle-neck-nerds.




"My dad's wiener is THIS big..."


Tuesday, June 10, 2014


"I'm sorry ma'am but all the weeks at Newport Coast have been booked already this morning, you'll have to call back next week..."