I hate these idiots

Glorious

While we're on the subject...

Good ole Wilhelm

I always hated it when this happened to me. Girls just always want the jerks.

the morning after eating Bucket O' Crawfish the night before

My obesity development has no bounds on my sexual creativity.

Alex West's mixtape

Whenever Colt tells me about when Erik Anderson grabbed Paul Astin's butt...this is how I imagine Paul's face before he scratched Erick's neck.

young boys can't handle me

Summer 2015 can't come soon enough

Well....they're not wrong

MRW I try to level up to Super Saiyan

MRW I hear someone opening a bag of Thin Mints behind me in class

MRW my professors assign cases to read but don't go over them in class

Gotta hit up WalMart soon